New debate: “Gravity is only a theory, teach Intelligent Falling as well”

With the intense debate over Intelligent Design still on the nation’s minds, a new battle looks set to emerge: Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held “theory of gravity” is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

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Wow this one is just stupid. Way to go Americans, way to raise the bar on stupidity.

Nemo

One thought on “New debate: “Gravity is only a theory, teach Intelligent Falling as well”

  1. archos

    Intelligent Design needs to be taught in school. How else will the word of the Flying Spagetti Monster be heard.

    The Flying Spagetti monster is the creator of the world as it is told:
    On the first day, he made a mountain, trees and a “midgit” (sic). The midgit (sic) took the greatest time, as He had to create a small human, having never even created a human before. At the end of that day, it was so, at which point, He spent the next 3 days making everything else, including the first 3-day weekend, dinosaur bones and fake carbon atoms to fool scientists and geologists. He then rested on the 5th, 6th and 7th days.

    For more information on FSM, and the relation of the rate of global warming to the decline of pirates, please see:
    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
    http://www.venganza.org/index.htm